Homos: You Can Find Them By Measuring Their Fingers and Stuff

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Signs That it Might be Time Curb Your Cannabis Intake:

(1) You are on a text-message relationship level with your dealer.

(2) You are too out of it to correctly remember your dealer’s number.

(3) You accidentally text message a State Trooper and ask him to buy drugs, which results in you getting arrested, like this schoolteacher in Kentucky.